having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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