and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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