Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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