You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
