So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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