She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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