Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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