is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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