foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I need a burrito and a hug.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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