Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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