this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think i have two assholes
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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