my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
dude. I can hear the air.
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