Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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