Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
is it fun? or sober?
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