We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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