i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
