What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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