I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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