I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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