check it out our google latitudes are spooning
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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