i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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