You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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