It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i think my mom watched the whole time
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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