Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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