The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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