Do you still have your period?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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