# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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