Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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