I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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