Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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