Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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