Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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