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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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