I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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