i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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