Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I have post one night stand depression
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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