thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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