For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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