Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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