Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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