We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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