you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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