I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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