this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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