the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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