id be glad to
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just gift wrapped bread.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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