I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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