Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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