so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Randomize
