Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Acid is not a monday night drug
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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