Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I cut my penus on the lid.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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