so let's talk penis.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
