YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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