I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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