i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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