he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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